Things that make you feel fat

Back by popular demand... things that make you feel fat part 2.

1. Someone asking when your due twice in the same day. Two different people, completely unrelated.

2.Secretly wishing that you could squeeze into last year's fat pants.

3.Finding a 'chunk' of chocolate icing sitting on your chest... problem is, I iced those cupcakes two hours ago.

4. Asking for a 'doggy bag'.

5.Bustin' into the doggy bag before you get home.

6. Watching my husband drink coke through a twizzler.

7. Stomach growling at caregroup.

8. Getting a fat tan on the back of your legs. Those of you that 'got back' will understand.

9.Finding crumbs in your sheets.

What makes you feel fat?
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Michelle said…
Eating mashed potatoes and meatloaf for dinner while you are still dripping sweat from being outside in the heat.
September 14, 2007 at 8:44 AM
Diane said…
bending over!! ha ha
September 14, 2007 at 9:22 AM
Wendy said…
How about having your child say "Wow that's a lot" when you answer his question about what number the scale says for you.
September 14, 2007 at 1:39 PM
Billie said…
When your children giggle and giggle at the fun they have with Mommy's stretchy tummy.
September 14, 2007 at 6:11 PM
Ginger said…
Girl- you are funny. I feel fat when I realize I understand the "muffin top" a bit more.
September 15, 2007 at 12:34 PM
Katherine M. said…
Hey Jessica, You are funny, girl! I think you should try get a column in the Virginian Pilot:) I feel fat when I'm full, and I keep eating!
September 15, 2007 at 8:30 PM
Jennifer said…
girl, you are too much! I don't care to comment on what makes me feel fat... I'm trying to work through that :) ha ha.

Love you.
JL
September 17, 2007 at 11:56 AM
Judy said…
Ha ha. Thanks for the laugh. I love drinking coke through twizzlers. Red vines work well too. As for what makes me feel fat? Hmmmm, how about being made fun of because you finished off a tray of brownies... in the middle of the night. Or going to Taco Bell at 11pm. Fourth meal anyone?
September 17, 2007 at 3:46 PM
Anonymous said…
Jessica! Haha this is so funny! I love your cute sense of humor!
Katie Dowling
September 17, 2007 at 6:24 PM
Catherine said…
Jessie Jessie, you're a trip! I'll have to agree with you on number 2. :)
September 18, 2007 at 3:48 AM
AmyB said…
Jess, you make me laugh...I'll have to second the muffin top. OR, when your stomach sticks out way farther than your boobs and you're not pregnant :-)
September 19, 2007 at 6:31 AM
Anonymous said…
balancing two plates "mexican style" on my left arm at the buffet. strategic placement of the food for maximum capacity... the temperature of the cuisine is no factor often leaving the fatty with red marks on the arm or a glistening forehead and moistened upper lip, in which case adding the feeling of about 10 lbs ( possible 15 lbs at any given chinese food buffet... mmmm msg?)
September 19, 2007 at 11:10 PM
Jessica Rockey said…
I've seen you at the golden corral sis!
Oh yeah, that's another one! Standing in line for food... i feel like a herd of cattle.
September 20, 2007 at 7:37 AM
Anonymous said…
today at school my lunch box bust open in the hallway, i felt like quite the fatty boom boom bending over dodging people trying to fetch my jello and cottage cheese
September 20, 2007 at 11:50 AM
Lizzy said…
okay whoever "anonymous" is has me cracking up!!! the mental imagery of "dodging people" in pursuit of your "jello and cottage cheese" is quite funny. keep it up, sister!
September 21, 2007 at 7:54 PM
Lizzy said…
Bekah, is it you?! hee hee
September 21, 2007 at 7:55 PM
Anonymous said…
one and only... i don't have a blog yet
September 22, 2007 at 3:00 PM
Catherine said…
Bekah! You NEED to start a blog. NOW!
September 22, 2007 at 6:15 PM
Billie said…
I saw this lady today in the store parking lot...she was carrying a bag of trash from her car and all of the sudden it broke open and McDonalds garbage went flying around the parking lot. She started chasing it in an effort not to litter and I instantly thought about this post!
September 22, 2007 at 9:01 PM
Jessica Rockey said…
I hate to have everyone paranoid about their fat moments! On a serious note... I've spent way too many years of my life stressing about my weight and avoiding meals, being completely sinnful, not to mention unhealthy. Anyway, all this 'fat' talk has been my attempt at not taking myself so seriously anymore. Thanks for humoring me guys!
September 23, 2007 at 4:02 PM
Michelle said…
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September 24, 2007 at 6:11 AM
Catherine said…
I thought of this the other day:

When anyone calls me puddin'
October 31, 2007 at 1:50 PM
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