Things that make you feel fat...
1. Baking a chocolate cake from scratch simply because 'the buttermilk was about to expire'.
2. Correcting the Barista at Starbucks. Barista: "So that's a grande, half caf., non-fat, latte'" Me:"Ummm, no.. It's a half caf, FAT, latte'... Thanks."
3. Undressing ,at the end of the day, and finding crumbs in your sports bra.
4. Coming to terms with the fact that you are wearing a sports bra for comfort... not because you are 'sporty'.
5. Finding granola while cleaning the floor... and subconsciously eating it.
6. Viciously devouring a salad, while wearing the baby in a sling... upon 'coming to your senses' you realize your poor child is covered in pieces of stray lettuce and chunks of blue cheese.
7. The treadmill in your room has turned into a 'make shift' clothes rack.
2. Correcting the Barista at Starbucks. Barista: "So that's a grande, half caf., non-fat, latte'" Me:"Ummm, no.. It's a half caf, FAT, latte'... Thanks."
3. Undressing ,at the end of the day, and finding crumbs in your sports bra.
4. Coming to terms with the fact that you are wearing a sports bra for comfort... not because you are 'sporty'.
5. Finding granola while cleaning the floor... and subconsciously eating it.
6. Viciously devouring a salad, while wearing the baby in a sling... upon 'coming to your senses' you realize your poor child is covered in pieces of stray lettuce and chunks of blue cheese.
7. The treadmill in your room has turned into a 'make shift' clothes rack.
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