Conversation of the Day

Reaghan: "UGH! (growling like a bear)... I feel like I'm gonna DIE!"
Me: "What did you eat?"
Rea: "A lot of plums."

Reed: "How ironic is it that this episode of the Kardashians is about Rob having indigestion?"
Me: "We really need our own reality show."
Reed "Can you believe I'm gonna be away at college in a year?"
Me: "Reed, *insert eye roll*, it seems like you've been away at college for 2 years, you've been talking about it so much."
Reed: "Well... your reality show won't be as funny if I'm not in it."
Rea: "No! I'll be way funnier when you leave... like when Bek moved away... I got pretty funny, didn't I?"

Rea: "UGH!!! I'm DYING!!!"
Me: "Take a shot of vinegar... it'll help." "Everybody slow down! I'm trying to keep track of our conversation!"
Rea: "You didn't even mention me in your last blog... the one about watching Taylor Swift... I was totally right on that couch."
Me: "But you didn't say anything."
Rea: "Yes I did... it was funny."

(brief lull in conversation)

Rea: "I worked out today... so I'm giving myself an egg."(currently on a 'raw diet')
Me : "Congratulations! You just made it onto my blog."
Reed : "Do we have to watch this? (The Proposal) Reaghan is like , THE QUEEN of awkward romantic comedies."


Reaghan: "UGH!!! I feel AWFUL!"
Reed and I in unison: " SHOT OF VINEGAR!!!"
(we roll our eyes and chuckle as Reaghan leaves the room)
Reed: "Man, I hope we're not the villains in our family novel."

Me : " ugh! Everyone stop talking! I don't even know if this is funny anymore."

Me: (getting off the couch) "Ahh! My poor tailbone!"
Reed: (snickering) " You say that as if it has it's own personality and neck brace."
Me: "That's enough... this conversation is all over the place."

Comments

Rebekah said…
I LOVED the Proposal!
Reaghan said…
Oh my gosh I thought I was going to die!

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