Jessica's Apple Pie Diet
This was my first attempt at a real, homemade, from scratch Apple Pie! It turned out pretty good... so here's the diet plan. No... not low-fat or anything ridiculous. Just a few tips (Jessica Style) to live by.
1. Spend hours slaving away in the kitchen... by the time the pie's ready, your too tired to eat it.
2. Make your husbands favorite pie... not yours. We don't want to be tempted with days worth of leftovers!
3. Portions. Give friends and family twice the amount than you eat yourself. They will pack on a few pounds, which leaves you appearing thinner and more fabulous than those around you!!!
HAPPY DIETING
Comments
One of my favorite quotes of yours is "the fatter you are, the skinner I look". Best said when you're serving up a large slice of apple pie a la mode.
Michelle- What a great quote! We should still do that book!
Cruel woman you are tempting pregnant women with food they are too tired to attempt making!
Seriously, great job on the pie. Hope you had fun making it. I love and miss you!
jennifer
We are hoping to be on the way over the holidays so you have plenty of time to perfect it...although it doesn't look like it needs perfecting.
Expect to see your picture on my blog soon. Don't worry, it will be the second picture taken, even though my smile is so big in that one and I look like a spaz! But you look nice! :) See you for sure on Sunday. Billy and I have our first class at 8:30 a.m., so please pray that I will find the discipline to get out of bed! I know as soon as the class starts it will be great, but I am just not a morning person. Love ya and enjoy your leftovers!