Summer do's and don'ts...

My first bit of summer advice reguarding the public pool. Personally, I avoid them completely. However if you are brave enough to be found amidst the murky waters of a public pool... they are some key terms to listen for and evaluate. If you are to hear one or more of these disturbing conversations as you're frolicking amiss the waters... stop... re-evaluate your relationship with this public 'bath tub' and get out!!! Run for your life! Rinse off !!! And go to a friends pool... Come over to the Rickard's Pool!

Words you DON'T wanna hear in a public pool: Rash
stray hair
Ringworm
Junior's 'almost' potty trained
"I don't know... guess it's just a fungus?"

Words you NEVER use while swimming in a pool (public or not): Whoaa! What a splash!
bouyant
jello jigglers
roll...(buttered or not)
zit, pimple or pusstual
fried chicken breasts or thighs
scab
bandaid
yeast infection
shark!!! (that's just cruel)