Things that make you feel fat... part 3

1. Being pregnant.
2. Dropping a huge blob of spaghetti sauce on you belly... changing shirts, treating the stain... two mins. later dropping another blob on the same spot.
3. Your husband, nonchalantly, referring to you as 'full figured'. ( Yes, true story)!
4. Your stomach growling as you eat.
5. Refusing to wear any material that 'doesn't stretch'.
6. Having a pudgy roll on top of your pregnant belly. I thought the belly was supposed to be round and firm?!
7. Resting anything 'atop' your stomach... tea cup, purse, plate of food, chocolate ice cream.
8. Getting unbelievably giddy when you see the 'Hot Now' sign at Krispy Kreme.
9. Taking off your scarf at church and finding an array of crumbs floating down around you... from multiple food sources.
10. Your husband calling you full figured... yes, I'm bitter.

Just a few funny thoughts to get you through the day... especially if your feeling fat.
I'll try to update more... soon.

Comments

Kate Thomas. said…
how about when your friends husband says, " dang, your belly is like resting on your lap!"
Mimi said…
Jess, you are too funny!:)

Katy, I hope you smacked him!
Rebekah Judd said…
Ah, the comments I could share. My favorite is when I asked Paul if I though a shirt made me look fat (which I should not have asked to begin with) and he said, "Babe, you're pregnant, you're not going to look skinny". Perhaps Paul and Dave should not be hanging out at work anymore.
Jessica Rockey said…
Katie, I agree with Mimi... You definitely should've slapped him!

Another 'fat' moment... As soon as I finished writing my post yesterday, I went to teach ballet... A student ran up to me and yelled "Happy Fat Tuesday"! I was tempted to be extremely offended until she handed me some beads... and I realized it was not a personal 'jab', but a legitimate holiday.
Judy said…
Ha. Thanks for the post. I'm reading it while I eat my afternoon snack of popcorn & swedish fish... I decided to catch up on some blogs after I grew tired of reading online articles on how to lose weight while breastfeeding... I swear I'm gaining weight. Maybe it's my constant snacking... Hey, full figured is ok-- I refer to myself as 'hippy', not as in a hippie from the 70's, but hippy from the extra flesh around my hips...
Anonymous said…
ha ha ha you make me lafe! it was great seeing you at ynot pizza! i love you and miss you ----mary
Anonymous said…
oh, jess... i can sooo relate. don't worry, david will learn with time.

miss tiff
Katherine M. said…
Hey Jessica, We missed you tonight at ladies group. Your student's comment made me laugh out loud. You're not fat; you are pregnant. You are beautiful. Love you!
Jessica Rockey said…
Ahhh... I'm pretty sure I was eating 'salad' at Y NOT! lOVE YOU 2 Mary!
mjbeeswax said…
Love it Jess! You are too funny! I hope you are doing well. Wish I was there to witness the prego belly. :) Can I get an updated picture?? :) Miss you, love you! I am trying to keep updated through your blog...not too good at keeping in touch. :( Take care!!
Anonymous said…
PLEASE now that i am so here for babysitting! when you have the littleone:) love you lots! mary*
Maegan said…
Girl, I'm full figured and PROUD OF IT!! My hubby loves curves and I have NO DOUBT that yours does too!! Rejoice, enjoy and strike a pose in the mirror-you're beautiful!

Maegan Hall

PS. I'm 26 wks. preggo and already gained 25!!!!! pounds. See you on Easter.
Anonymous said…
sorry i believe she'll have PLENTY of babysitters with her sisters... bummer for all of us ;(
Reagan probably won't even share until the baby is 3 anyways!
lauren ashlee said…
I saw a picture of you on fb, you look so good!
Unknown said…
You look great; like a woman loved :) Blessings upon you and David

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