Things that make you feel fat... part 3
1. Being pregnant.
2. Dropping a huge blob of spaghetti sauce on you belly... changing shirts, treating the stain... two mins. later dropping another blob on the same spot.
3. Your husband, nonchalantly, referring to you as 'full figured'. ( Yes, true story)!
4. Your stomach growling as you eat.
5. Refusing to wear any material that 'doesn't stretch'.
6. Having a pudgy roll on top of your pregnant belly. I thought the belly was supposed to be round and firm?!
7. Resting anything 'atop' your stomach... tea cup, purse, plate of food, chocolate ice cream.
8. Getting unbelievably giddy when you see the 'Hot Now' sign at Krispy Kreme.
9. Taking off your scarf at church and finding an array of crumbs floating down around you... from multiple food sources.
10. Your husband calling you full figured... yes, I'm bitter.
Just a few funny thoughts to get you through the day... especially if your feeling fat.
I'll try to update more... soon.
2. Dropping a huge blob of spaghetti sauce on you belly... changing shirts, treating the stain... two mins. later dropping another blob on the same spot.
3. Your husband, nonchalantly, referring to you as 'full figured'. ( Yes, true story)!
4. Your stomach growling as you eat.
5. Refusing to wear any material that 'doesn't stretch'.
6. Having a pudgy roll on top of your pregnant belly. I thought the belly was supposed to be round and firm?!
7. Resting anything 'atop' your stomach... tea cup, purse, plate of food, chocolate ice cream.
8. Getting unbelievably giddy when you see the 'Hot Now' sign at Krispy Kreme.
9. Taking off your scarf at church and finding an array of crumbs floating down around you... from multiple food sources.
10. Your husband calling you full figured... yes, I'm bitter.
Just a few funny thoughts to get you through the day... especially if your feeling fat.
I'll try to update more... soon.
Comments
Katy, I hope you smacked him!
Another 'fat' moment... As soon as I finished writing my post yesterday, I went to teach ballet... A student ran up to me and yelled "Happy Fat Tuesday"! I was tempted to be extremely offended until she handed me some beads... and I realized it was not a personal 'jab', but a legitimate holiday.
miss tiff
Maegan Hall
PS. I'm 26 wks. preggo and already gained 25!!!!! pounds. See you on Easter.
Reagan probably won't even share until the baby is 3 anyways!