Diaper Duty...

It's been quite a day around here. A 'my job is to keep them alive' kind of day. One of the 'pros' of having a crazy day is that it gives me SO MUCH to write about. For instance... I just went to change Elliot's diaper. First of all, he screams simply because I must lay him down. Once he calms down, I precede with the blessed event. Talking and actin' a fool the entire time to keep him from falling apart. Wipe his cute little hiney... boy parts... diaper creme... round 2 of Itsy Bitsy 'pider... tape the diaper... snap the onesie... pick him up... go to grab the dirty diaper... AND. THERE... neatly folded by the wipes a clean, unused diaper. One can only come to a single conclusion. The diaper was never changed.
#NOTE TO SELF: Repeat the process... must use clean diaper this time.