Priorities...

Yesterday was quite productive. Despite having a toddler with diarrhea... and doing several poopy loads of laundry... I also managed to get a few projects done, straighten and vacuum the house AND steam clean most of the floors. Yes, I am bragging. Probably because most of my days aren't nearly this triumphant. Anyway, all of this was about to change. As I was unwinding and browsing facebook... THERE IT WAS. 'COW APPRECIATION DAY' TOMORROW?!(insert dramatic music). How could I have let this terribly important day slip past my radar?! Stay calm. While all of my friends are proudly displaying their cow costumes, my mind is racing... 'I'm sure I have a few things,for a perfectly acceptable cow costume, lying around the house... no big deal. So... I'm off... in search of white onesies and a black sharpie. An hour later... VIOLA! 'BABY BROTHA COW' and 'BALLERINA COW' onesies... CHECK. Now, let's get some sleep, we have a big day ahead of us tomorrow. Wake up... CHECK. Caffine... CHECK. Complete onesies with fading black sharpie... CHECK. Now we need... tails, tutu, ears. A couple hours later... amiss an array of red felt, tulle and ribbon, emerge the necessary accessories. CHECK. CHECK. CHECK.(cue calm nature-like sound effects).
As I put the kids down for a nap and take a minute to catch my breath, I realize that I desperately need to use the bathroom... haven't brushed my teeth or even changed from my pajamas. But, as I glance across the room at my proudly displayed cow costumes... I reassure myself, 'It's o.k. You are totally normal... and definitely have your priorities straight.'
Now... the goal is to actually make it to CHICK-FIL-A. (CHECK pending).