Late Night Conversations...
There's nothing very witty or funny about this conversation... other than the fact that we're desperately trying to have some sort of coherent conversation... and missing the mark on so many levels.
Me: "Baby... I think I've lost my touch."
Davy: "What touch?"
Me: "Maybe I never even had it."
Davy: "What are you talking about?"
Me: "I don't know. I just can't get it together. I'm over it."
Davy: "Well... you've had a rough go. But this is a new phase. Things are looking up."
Me: "What are you talking about?"
Davy: "It's been a rough week, but Elliot's sleeping better. What are you talking about?"
Me: "Uhhh... Life... and the last 10 years have been a rough go."
Davy: "Oh."
(long pause)
Davy: "D@#m this scale... it won't go under 190.2!!! I bet I'll break the barrier tomorrow."
Me: " Yeah, I haven't seen 135 in a good 24 hrs... whatever. Oh Cr@p! Did I just zone out and miss my favorite girl?! THAT'S IT!!" (SYTYCD)
Davy: "I guess you have lost it."
(meanwhile... Elliot wakes up hungry. Keep in mind, I just fed him and put him to bed 2 hrs. ago)... AND SCENE.
I guess we'll get back on the 'same page' one of these days.
Me: "Baby... I think I've lost my touch."
Davy: "What touch?"
Me: "Maybe I never even had it."
Davy: "What are you talking about?"
Me: "I don't know. I just can't get it together. I'm over it."
Davy: "Well... you've had a rough go. But this is a new phase. Things are looking up."
Me: "What are you talking about?"
Davy: "It's been a rough week, but Elliot's sleeping better. What are you talking about?"
Me: "Uhhh... Life... and the last 10 years have been a rough go."
Davy: "Oh."
(long pause)
Davy: "D@#m this scale... it won't go under 190.2!!! I bet I'll break the barrier tomorrow."
Me: " Yeah, I haven't seen 135 in a good 24 hrs... whatever. Oh Cr@p! Did I just zone out and miss my favorite girl?! THAT'S IT!!" (SYTYCD)
Davy: "I guess you have lost it."
(meanwhile... Elliot wakes up hungry. Keep in mind, I just fed him and put him to bed 2 hrs. ago)... AND SCENE.
I guess we'll get back on the 'same page' one of these days.
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And just think after that the same paragraph and hopefully by the time Christ returns the same paragraph.
We have a looonnnngggg way to go! You are closer than I am ;-)
Ps. You are normal!
Please keep writing! I've had quite a few days where your stories have made my day and given me the push to laugh at myself and laugh at the kiddos. Thank you and great job! You're doing a great job raising your kids. :)