Fat Moments...
Fat moment of the day...
Having to explain to your tearful toddler that... 'mommy ate your last chicken nugget'.
Other fat moments...
Hiding all the good petit fours from your in-laws (usually during a holiday or birthday celebration)... because you know that they just won't appreciate them as much as you do.
Hiding food from yourself... so you'll be surprised when you find it.
Telling your child, "No, these are yucky cookies." ... so they won't want any.
and finally, from my dear cousin...
"Taking my half eaten Christmas Tree cake (a Little Debbie snack, if you're unfamiliar) to a friends house, down the street, so I could properly savor it." Natalie Brown
Having to explain to your tearful toddler that... 'mommy ate your last chicken nugget'.
Other fat moments...
Hiding all the good petit fours from your in-laws (usually during a holiday or birthday celebration)... because you know that they just won't appreciate them as much as you do.
Hiding food from yourself... so you'll be surprised when you find it.
Telling your child, "No, these are yucky cookies." ... so they won't want any.
and finally, from my dear cousin...
"Taking my half eaten Christmas Tree cake (a Little Debbie snack, if you're unfamiliar) to a friends house, down the street, so I could properly savor it." Natalie Brown
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