Have we met?
I know it's been a while since we've actually slept at the same time, watched t.v. in the same room, or even had an uninterrupted conversation. So... first of all, I'd like to say that I love you even though your current state of un-thoughtfulness and lack of understanding is driving me insane.
Now... second of all... let's get down to business. It seems necessary to me, at this time, to re-introduce myself...
Hi, I'm Jessica... that pretty-ish, now 20 lb. heavier girl that you married six years ago. I've had 2 back to back spinal fusions 7 years ago. Currently have 2 titanium rods and 6 screws holding my back together. The level above my fusion is starting to break down and I'm in constant pain. I gave birth to your third child 9 weeks ago...
I used to love rainy days... but now, my eighty year old body has convinced me otherwise. I've only sat down for a few minutes today... and that was on the toilet...
So the answer is NO! No... I don't feel like going grocery shopping at 5:00 p.m. on a cold and rainy, monday evening. I honestly think I'd rather starve.
Sincerely,
Your adoring wife (pardon the eye roll)
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